Our car here is a Japanese import. This is incredibly common in the used car market here. When you start the car, a woman’s voice says something in Japanese. I like to imagine it says, “have a safe drive” or “you look beautiful today.”

The trouble is that since I don’t speak or read Japanese, I also have no idea what it is saying when any error message pops up… today it beeped and flashed a red box with something written. Then it went away. There’s nothing lit up on the dash so I have no idea what the notification was for.