The temps here have been unseasonably cool with a lot of rain, so we decided to make some chili for dinner. It seemed like an easy meal - just a bunch of cans of beans and tomatoes + seasonings.
Now, let me say first that I have been mainly going to a single grocery store in town - Pak’n’Save. This is in part because it’s the more budget friendly grocery store and in part because even one grocery store trip is overwhelming because so much is new and unfamiliar.
Okay, so with that caveat…
I went to the store looking for chili ingredients. I found canned tomatoes - check. But, I couldn’t find any canned tomatoes with green chiles (Rotel). So I looked for canned green chiles alone - no luck. Alright… no fresh chiles or peppers either… I settled on the one jar of pickled jalapeños I could find. Kidney beans - check. Their bean selection was more limited than I’m used to, but I did find a good number of canned beans labeled “chile beans” with a variety of styles. I picked the one I thought made the most sense and figured it couldn’t be that far off.
Boy, was I wrong.
I opened the chile beans only to discover that they tasted a lot like a very sweet variation of baked beans. Of course, by that time, I’d already dumped it into the pot with beans and tomatoes… “Surely we can fix this,” I thought, “let me grab that chile powder and see what I can do.” Fortunately for us, we discovered that the “ground chile” was cayenne and not chili powder when we were opening it and not after we poured a bunch into the pot of chili. It took 30 minutes and an additional grocery run to make the pot of “chili” edible. We ended up adding paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, oregano, soy sauce, salt, and jalapeño brine. We finally decided it was salvageable if you also added sour cream (remember, it tastes a bit like Greek yogurt) and cheese.
Chris and I were cracking up the entire time. We could not stop laughing.